Battle Object Adventure:Chapter 1a

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Battle Object Adventure: Chapter 1a

OKAY EVERYONE
I THINK IT'S TIME TO START BATTLE OBJECT ADVENTURE
NOW GET YOURSELVES INTO 6 TEAMS OF 6!!!
FFS...

Freak out because 6 is your favourite number.

HOLY SHIT!!! GUYS!!!
GUYS THAT'S MY FAVORITE NUMBER!!!
I LOVE THE NUMBER 6!!!

Become Coexisty.

You are now Coexisty. What will you do?

Be on a team with Existy.

Existy! Team up with me!!!!!
Huh? Oh! Yeah, um, of course!
Yes! Now we just have four people to go!

Team up with Blueberry Juice.

Juicey! Ya gotta be on our team!
Sure, I can, on one condition!
We name the team something to do with my favorite number!
Oh, no problem! I promise!
Yes! Let's goooo!
High five!

Spill Blueberry Juice by accident.

I... I wanted a high six...

Ask Mary Sue to join the team.

Hey Mary! Join our team!
It'll be fun! I promise!
Well, I can't argue with that!
Plus, if it weren't for you guys, I wouldn't even be competing!
Well, you guys and Slicey...

Ponder where Slicey is.

Hey, where is Slicey anyways?
I'm not su—
HEY WAIT, WHERE'S MY CROWN?!

Become Slicey again.

You are now Orange Slice. You're in the middle of a very important conversation. What will you do?

Continue to have conversation.

And that's how I earned this crown all on my own!
Anyway, thanks for the conversation.
It's been great discussing everyone's peelings!
Guys, I don't think we should condone stealing...
Stealing? Where?

Wonder what the first challenge is going to be.

You know, I wonder what the first challenge will be!
For some reason, I feel like it's going to be a race to the finish.
I don't know why, I just feel it.
I just hope it's something I'm good at...

Think about teams.

So, about teams...
Oh, if you wanted to join ours, I should mention that our team is actually full!
Wait, what?
Yeah, the other two are right over there.

Become Micro SD.

You are now Micro SD. What will you do?

Be friendly with K and explain your name.

Hey K, you've been kinda quiet. You alright?
mroo
Well, I'm not sure what you just said, but do you want me to explain what my name means?
mroo
Well, it... I don't actually know. I guess I could look it up, but the library's kinda far...

Ask Coiny Jr if he knows.

Coiny Jr, do you know?
No, but I had an interesting thought.
Oh? What was it?
mroo
If the six of us are all on a team, and we're all friends, doesn't that mean we'll have to eliminate a friend if we lose?
O-oh, that's... I hope it's- I hope we don't... lose...

Be Slicey and look for a not-full team to the llleft?

Uh oh.

Excuse me, Slicey...
You... you're excused!
My crown has been STOLEN!
Ah, well actually-
You know how bad stealing is, right?
Oh, of, of course, which is why-
So you're just as upset as me then!
Can you help me figure out who stole my crown?
I- um,

Offer her "your" crown as a replacement.

Here, why don't you take mine?
Wow, wow! This...
This is even better than the other one!
Thank you! I owe ya one!
Aheh...

Ask the group if they know where you can find a team to join.

So, do you know about any teams I can join?
Where I can find some?
Well, after you helped me so kindly, I would let you join our team, but...
It's full, idiot!
Can't you see there's six people here?
Well, that doesn't really tell me you're on a team.
Guess you'll have to find a team somewhere else!
Hee hee hee!
Well, I hope you find a team!
Of course they're going to find a team!
With 6 teams of 6 and 36 players, everyone will end up with someone.
Yeah, right, I actually did see that there were six people here idiot.
Anyway, part of my question was if you knew where other teams are!
I don't want to end up with a bunch of weirdos who don't even want me.
There's bound to be some off to the left!
But be careful!
What? Why?
Just in general! Just in general be careful!
Hee hee hee!

Kick Corkboard off of this team.

Actually? Fuck it, you know what?
Corkboard, I think you're the one who should leave.
WHAT
I think this team would appreciate me more than you.
So I think you should scram!
Can they just do that?
Hoho, do I sense a fight brewing?
No. Renty, no.
You do not sense a fight brewing.
Look, we all want corkboard on our team.
That's why we picked her!
So, I'm sorry to-
I mean, I guess what I want to say is that our team is full.
Yeah well it was worth a shot.
Yolo!
Look, how about, even if we're not on the same team...
The two of us form an alliance!
That works!
DO YOU HEAR THIS???
I'm going to... pretend I didn't.
It's just easier this way...

Do a little dance to show the team what they’re missing out on.

Fine! Guess you'll be missing out on THIS!!!

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