Battle Object Adventure:Prologue

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Battle Object Adventure

It sure is boring around here!

Open your lid.

That's weird... you don't think you've ever done that before.

Mmmm! Smells good!

Oh! It's your friend Coexisty!

Greet Coexisty.

Oh, hello Coexisty.
It sure is boring around here!
Yeah, I was actually just thinking the same thing.

Find a host.

Well, let's find a host!
What, you mean for an object show?
Where are we gunna get one of those?

Observe your surroundings.

Hi! Good morning!

Discuss prize options.

What? Who are you?
I'm hosting an object show! You'll all battle to win a prize!
Um... okay, well what should the prize be?
I forgot... sorry :(

Chastise.

Well, that's not very becoming of a host, now is it?
What do you have to say for yourself?
I'm hosting an object show!
Please participate in my object show.

Consult with your friend about joining.

I dunno, Coexisty, what do you think?
Well, we were just looking for something to do, right?
Actually, weren't we looking for a host?
I say, we should rise to this serendipitous opportunity!

Find more friends to consult with and go with the majority opinion.

Okay you septagon thing, we've come to a decision.
...we need to ask some other people before deciding.
It's called Battle Object Adventure!

Go right until you meet someone.

Oh hey, it's Blueberry Juice!

DRINK.

You consider drinking her, but remember that you're not thirsty. Still, she looks very quenching.

Get her to do a survey.

Hey Blueberry Juice! I have a bit of a survey for you.
Oh shit! I love surveys!
Lay it on me!
Question 1: Should we compete in an object show?
Sorry, could you repeat the question?
You don't usually carry your lid around like that, so I was distracted.
Um, sure...
Question 1: Should we go compete in an object show?
You said it a little differently this time, Existy.
Whatever, it doesn't matter.
It's the same question either way.
So yeah, Juicey, what's your answer?
Hmm, an object show huh? Sounds fun!
Who's hosting?
Um, okay, look behind me. See that septagon thing?
Yeah?
Well, first of all, don't stare.
But second of all yeah, she said she was inviting us to her object show.
Okay, well, sure, I'm in!
I don't see why not!
Cool, cool! Okay, next question:
Have you had any prior object show experience?
Well, I once wrote an essay on object shows.
I guess that counts. Last question:
Wanna join the show with us?
Wait, didn't you already ask that?
I was asking if we should, not if you want to.
Weird.
Anyway sure!

Go right some more.

Oh! Hello Slicey!

Be Slicey.

You are now Orange Slice. What will you do?

Ask the group how they are peeling.

How are you peeling?
Why, I'm peeling just pine pank you perry much!
Uh, yeah, me too.
Anyway, can I get your opinion on this object show thing?
I have a list of questions, if you—
I heard you talking to Juicey already. Yeah, I'll join!
Well... that's one, arguably two, of the three questions...
Will you tell me about your experience?
Nah, that's private.
Whatever...

Eat a ball!

You consider eating a ball, but there aren't any in sight, despite the fact that you're famished, and could really go for a ball right about now.

Climb steps, walk away, go right some more.

You head to the right. To your surprise, as well as hers, you find Mary!

Ask Mary how she is peeling.

How are you peeling?
Huh? What? I'm peeling?

Ask Mary the survey questions from memory.

By the way, some people were asking about an object show.
Oh? What were they asking about an object show about?
They were like, do you wanna be in the show, do you think we should be in the show, and so on. Really repetitive.
Where were these people? Maybe it's worth a listen.
Here, I'll show you.

Bring back a special guest cameo.

Hey guys, I brought you someone who might be interested.
(also, she doesn't know how she's peeling)
Hi! Orange Slice was telling me something about an object show?
And how you were asking people repetitive questions about it?
Really, Slicey?
Hey, you're the one who made up the questions!
Anyway, I'm just gunna leave her with you and get outta here.
Fine with me.

Take Mary’s crown because it looks a lot better on you.

No one will ever know...

Become the new host.

You are now the new host. More specifically, the host's inexperienced co-host. What will you do?

Stop being a line.

You look off into the distance.

What's wrong?

Try to remember the prize.

It's the prize...
What about the prize?
I'm trying to remember what it is, since you can't.
But I'm struggling to remember it myself...
It's right at the tip of my tongue, if I could just...

What was it again?

Lifetime supply of ball, 7 bucks, paperclip, flash...

My head is so full of thoughts right now...
I feel like it could've been a measly paperclip...
Or a lifetime supply of circles...
Or an awful square that the world can't live without...
Or a paper slip with a greater-than sign scribbled on it...
Well, that is a lot of possibilities.
Why don't we just tell them it's... it's...
"Whatever you want!"
The possible consequences of leading th—
It's perfect. Thank you.

Find one more person. Twist: go left.

Oh, oh no... oh no... oh oh no...

Ask what's wrong.

What's wrong...
Oh, you heard that?
Nothing's wrong, I was just practicing my "oh no"s
Why would you need to practice those?
In case something bad happens of course!
Fair...

Ask if he wants 'whatever you want'.

Do you want "whatever you want"?
Huh?
I mean... uh, well,
Is there anything you want? Anything?
Allegedly, we are offering it to the winner of our object show.
Oh, so it's like a wish?
Well, in truth—
Sounds great! When do we start?

Now.

We start now!!!
Ack!
Oh, for real?
Yes! You're our 36th player!
In case I forgot to say earlier, that's how many players we needed.
Don't surprise me like that...

Become Blueberry Juice.

You are now Blueberry Juice. What will you do?

Talk to the 25th contestant.

Well, it's more like he came to talk to you. Because he did.

Hey everyone! You guys in the object show too?
Uh, yeah! So I'm guessing you are!
Uh huh! Yeah! I'm in the object show too! Hi!

Ask Renty if he knows where the others are.

So, do you know where everyone else is?
Well, it's not like we were all collected in an area or anything.
But there should be an announcement soon.
An announcement?
How are we supposed to hear it if we're all over the place?
Septy told me it was gunna be suuuper loud!!!

Don’t believe Renty’s “loud” claim and go right to find others.

Right as you stand up, an insanely loud noise comes from left.

OKAY EVERYONE
I THINK IT'S TIME TO START BATTLE OBJECT ADVENTURE
NOW GET YOURSELVES INTO 6 TEAMS OF 6!!!
FFS...

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